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Sooooo… a little rebranding here. We’re renaming our “We Are…” features ‘Bandcrush’. Probably not wholly original, but it hopefully reflects the fact that lot of these introductory pieces have featured acts that are already familiar, particularly to Scottish readers.

One act that falls squarely into that category is Penguins Kill Polar Bears. “WTF?”, I hear those that haven’t heard of them before say, “that’s a ridiculous name!” Well, yes it is, but then so’s Biffy Clyro, but that hasn’t stopped them from being a universe conquering, epic Scots-rock band, has it?

When they’re not dreaming up inter-species ice shelf warfare, Penguins… are up to similar shenanigans but also draw in influences from the likes of Aereogramme and the Smashing Pumpkins.

Second EP Vessels and Veins is out on Monday and it’s a significant progression from last year’s Dawn. Four songs of sweeping powerchords, it sounds equal parts bloody and frosty as the band’s name suggests.

To celebrate, the young four-piece are off on a UK tour (dates below) and I had blether with them recently.

So who the hell are you?

We’re Ben (Proudlock – guitar/vocals), Gav (Cormack – bass), Fraser (Sanaghan – guitar) and Kieran (McGuickan – drums), a band from a couple of small towns in central Scotland trying to bring our own style of loud music to as many people as we can.

Describe your sound in ten words or less!

Loud, crashing, explosive but subtle at the core.

Vessels & Veins feels like a landmark release, as if you’re pushing up to the next level. What are you hoping to see in the next year?

We have a UK tour coinciding with the release of the EP and are hoping to play more south of the border and try to get a few big supports with some of our favourite bands. We are currently writing more and more for an album and single release. Hopefully a few summer festival dates are on the cards as well

That’s a significant-looking UK tour you’ve lined up. Excited?

We’re all absolutely buzzing to get out and play again after a break to write and get everything organised for the tour. We’re playing with some really cool bands too and are looking forward to playing in some brand new places. All in all, we can’t wait.

Do you think your sound’s changed much since Dawn?

With the addition of Fraser to the band in late summer our sound was bound to change a wee bit, but Fraser’s embraced our sound, having very similar influences. We’re always striving to make our sound bigger and better, which we hope comes across. At heart, it’s still Penguins.

Love the name of the band. How did that come about?

We wish there could a deep philosophical meaning behind the name… like the irony of the animals being located at opposite ends of the world and not being able to actually meet… in fact yeah, let’s go with that.

A relatively small flightless bird taking on the planet’s largest land carnivore feels like a bit of a stretch. How exactly would a penguin kill a polar bear??

I saw on TV there was a penguin that was like 6 feet tall, I reckon that bad boy could take down a polar bear, especially if it filed down its’ beak to a sharp point. Penguins are under rated, how would you like to fight an angry penguin? Not me, no thank you.

Tour dates are as follows:

February 24, Inverness Mad Hatters

February 25, Aberdeen Tunnels

February 26, Edinburgh Sneaky Pete’s (EP Launch)

March 3, Brighton Green Door

March 4, Chichester Inn

March 5, Blackpool Blueroom

March 7, Cardiff Tommy’s Bar

March 8, Cheltenham Boogie Lounge

March 10, London Bull & Gate

March 11, Leeds Milo

March 12, Glasgow Captain’s Rest

Vessels and Veins is out on Monday through Mountain Halo and you can listen to EP track Lungs below.

 

Ok, this is LAST year’s list posted properly in preparation for my 2010 list which will ultimately replace the page currently dedicated to this stream of consciousness babble.

I’ve looked back on some of the cliché-ridden writing and cringed a little, but I think this serves as a record of my first half-hearted attempt at blogging – I hope I’ve come on leaps and bounds since then!

So anyway…

Compilation of the year…

Various Artists – Dark Was the Night

All multi-artist compilations have a few dogs amongst their tracklisting and this is no exception. It’s particularly disappointing that heavy hitters like Arcade Fire and Cat Power aren’t pulling their weight with the latter offering a dreary version of ‘Amazing Grace’. That said, within these 31 tracks, there’s a near perfect 20 track album trying to get out. Particular highlights come from Yeasayer, Bon Iver and the magnificent sprawling epic ‘You Are the Blood’ by Sufjan Stevens. It’s all for charity too. So why haven’t you bought your copy yet?
Spotify: You Are the Blood by Sufjan Stevens

25. Flaming Lips – Embryonic

Wayne Coyne originally pitched this as a set of semi-improvised psychedelic freak-out jams rather than a collection of songs – and he’s not wrong. It’s a really challenging listen, a million miles away from ‘Race for the Prize’ or ‘Yoshimi…’. Persisting with it will reap rewards, however, particularly in the second half when they let their guard down, allowing such things as conventional song structures and discernible melodies into the mix. Also features Karen O on random animal noises…
Spotify – Silver Trembling Hands

24. Wye Oak – The Knot

December 1 was the first time I heard this and I was immediately taken with it. It put me in mind of 2007’s great lost album The Besnard Lakes Are the Dark Horse – slow burning riffs, delicate vocals… I must confess I know next to nothing about them but I want to hear more. I’m quite sure this would have been much higher in the list if I’d had more chances to listen to it.
Spotify: Take It In

23. Malcolm Middleton – Waxing Gibbous

Scotland’s favourite miserable ginger is back with his fifth album in six years and, if you believe the reports being bandied about, his last for some time. For all the bleakness of his lyrics, there’s always been a playful sense of humour about his material, and much of what’s here feels increasingly upbeat. If there’s a complaint to be made, it’s simply that with most of songs touching five minutes, some do outstay their welcome. But that’s that a minor gripe, and here’s hoping he’s back to make us think about topping ourselves in an amusing way soon.
Spotify – Kiss at the Station

22. The Twilight Sad – Forget the Night Ahead

While it doesn’t quite live up to the promise of their stunning debut, running out of steam a little towards the end, this is still a really good sophomore album. They’ve reigned in the tinnitus-inducing noise a little but the effects pedals still get quite a work-out. A brooding, piano-led ‘The Room’, however, is the stand-out track here.
Spotify – The Room

21. Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeroes – Up From Below

Take one struggling LA troubadour, add a pseudonym and assorted random musicians. Mix well. Pour in some sun-soaked Californian folk, topped up with the Beach Boys, Arthur Lee and Big Star. Add a dash of eastern mysticism and Mariachi brass. Serve up with a whiff of religious cult on the side. Enjoy.
Spotify – Desert Song

20. The Low Anthem – Oh My God, Charlie Darwin

This Rhode Island three-piece seem to have come from absolutely nowhere to land a nomination for the Uncut Award. They’ve been compared to Fleet Foxes and Bon Iver, and while fans of both will appreciate what’s going on here, The Low Anthem are less about the swirling funereal folk of those artists and more about driving country blues with more than a hint of backwoods menace.
Spotify – The Horizon is a Beltway

19. Brand New – Daisy

Not quite the promised complete change of direction, but this does at least move one of America’s best rock bands further and further away from their alleged (truthfully non-existent) emo roots. One or two weak moments but enough crunchy riffs, shouting and reflective moments to keep it well above average.
Spotify: You Stole

18. Dananananaykroyd – Hey Everyone

If by looking at the name you’re thinking slightly silly throwaway pop shenanigans you’d only have half the story. They’re a bunch of slightly unhinged Glaswegians, who while dressing in bright t-shirts and daft hats also possess riffs that Black Flag and Minor Threat would have been proud of. Play loud.
Spotify: Some Dresses

17. Noah and the Whale – The First Days of Spring

Need a bit more heartbreak in your life? Thought the last Elbow album was a bit ‘meh’? Well this is the album for you. The whole album documents singer Charlie Fink’s break-up with folky songstress Laura Marling and while it’s a bit gruelling in places, it’s never anything less than compelling, and thankfully a million miles away from ‘Five Years Time’. Incidentally Ms Marling is now going out with one of Mumford and Sons, so expect a tear-soaked emotional epic from them in 2010.
Spotify – Blue Skies

16. The Decemberists – The Hazards of Love

I found ‘The Crane Wife’ a bit too much like hard work in 2006 so when I read tales of a 17 track concept album, brimful of sea shanties and sonic exploration, I sighed and chucked this near the bottom of my ‘to buy’ list. Thankfully it found it’s way to me in the end and while all the above is true, ‘they’ forgot to mention the superb songs, thunderous riffing and driving percussion. Also Colin Meloy’s least annoying set of vocals in years.
Spotify: The Wanting Comes in Waves/Repaid

This year I haven’t even bothered with a few things that a few years back would have been high on my ‘to buy’ list. Undoubtedly a reflection on how my music tastes have changed, and dare I say, improved…

I didn’t even bother with…

Editors – Loved the first album. Follow-up put me to sleep. Couldn’t be arsed with this.

Idlewild – A band in terminal decline since  2002. Unsure why they’re still bothering.

La Roux – Catchy singles. Stupid hair.

Dot Allison – Two good albums at the start of the decade but the last one was a bit of a yawnfest. Reviews for this weren’t promising and she’s hanging round with that dirty junkie Doherty.

The Big Pink – Overhyped and overexposed. They’ve already sold their biggest song for a TV ad. Nein danke.

*****WARNING, WARNING ANTI-X FACTOR RANT IMMINENT*****

Any kind of music that you watch on telly on a Saturday night and vote for – Anyone who knows me will undoubtedly be aware that I wouldn’t piss on Simon Cowell if he was on fire – in fact I’ll probably have been the one to strike the match in the first place. But please, can we all just stop watching his formulaic, lowest common denominator, exploitative garbage and maybe show an interest in some musicians/singers with ACTUAL talent and charisma??? All we’re doing is LINING THE CUNT’S POCKETS!!!! Even by watching the show we’re justifying the existance of this wank. Are there really 19 million windaelickers in the UK??? Aaaaaargh!!!!

Anyway, where was I… 

15. Mumford and Sons – Sigh No More

I was a bit sceptical about this bunch when I started to read their press, but here they are. This album has more banjos than a wedding on Benbecula and is a folky joy from start to finish.
Spotify: Little Lion Man

14. The Horrors – Primary Colours

Yes, that’s right, THE HORRORS. The same talentless Shoreditch chancers who released an utterly dreadful debut album a few years back. This is a brilliant about turn though, and with Geoff Barrow (Portishead) behind the mixing desk, they’ve completely reinvented themselves and produced a glacial, claustrophobic drone of an album influenced by My Bloody Valentine, Suicide and Can.
Spotify – New Ice Age

13. Silversun Pickups – Swoon

Yes, yes, so they sound a bit like the Smashing Pumpkins, so what. This is an accomplished, mature set of songs that builds on the blueprint of 2006’s ‘Carnavas’. It’s not a massive leap in sound – fragile vocals and grungy riffs are still very much the forefront of their sound, but it’s not like that was a bad thing in the first place.
Spotify – There’s No Secrets This Year

12. The Phantom Band – Checkmate Savage

One of the best bands to come out of Scotland in the last few years, and given how packed a field that it is, that’s a brave statement. This is a schizophrenic blend of folky melodies, twitchy electronica and tuneful indie rock that demands repeated listening.
Spotify – Folk Song Oblivion OR Left Hand Wave – I just couldn’t decide!

11. My Latest Novel – Deaths and Entrances

It seems like their last ages since their last album ‘Wolves’ and while the lengthy gap has done little to help record sales, it does seem to have helped develop their sound. Accusations of a Caledonian Arcade Fire were always a little unfair, but here they sound a little like Death Cab for Cutie before they went mainstream, but always with a Scottish accent to the fore.
Spotify – The Greatest Shakedown

And to quickly return to the themes covered earlier (assuming you’re still reading and that I haven’t offended everyone)… I’ve been disappointed in the following:

I’ve been disappointed in…

Green Day – “I’ve got this great idea, guys! Let’s make a critically acclaimed and hugely successful political album, flog it like a dead horse then wait almost five years before releasing… exactly the same album!!! Brilliant!!!”

Muse – Ok, we get it. YOU LIKE QUEEN! Now can you please extract your heads from up your own arseholes and get back to the killer riffs please!

Maps – I had high hopes for James Chapman’s second album after really enjoying We Can Create. But it was exceptionally dull. NEXT!!!!

Animal Collective – Don’t get me wrong I do like Merriweather Post Pavilion – but album of the year (according to Uncut, The Skinny and others)? Don’t think so. Don’t believe the hype.

Speech Debelle – Yet another undeserving Mercury winner. If this is the best of UK hip hop in 2009 then I’m quite happy to stick to my indie strummers, thanks.

I also wish I had more time to listen to…

Christ, where to start? Having acquired so many albums this year I haven’t been able to do many of them justice. Honourable mentions to Pelican, Monsters of Folk, Rain Machine, Wild Beasts, Yo La Tengo, the Mountain Goats, Richard Hawley, Russian Circles and lots more who all sound great but time was against me in giving them any more than a cursory listen.

Ah, now where was I…

10. Modest Mouse – No-one’s First and You’re Next

There aren’t many bands out their who could cobble together eight cast-offs from album sessions a few years ago and turn it into one of the year’s best records but Modest Mouse are clearly one of them. This is the perfect introduction to a great band combining the trippy, unhinged Mouse-sound of old with their recently discovered pop nous, with Isaac Brock’s hissed vocals bringing the whole thing together into a surprisingly coherent record.
Spotify – The Whale Song

9. The Joy Formidable – A Balloon Called Moaning

At eight tracks and barely half an hour long this is hardly an album at all, but what’s here is a joyous blend of pop hooks and thrashy, distorted guitars.
Spotify: The Last Drop

8. Manic Street Preachers – Journal for Plague Lovers

‘Send Away the Tigers’ was better than anything they’d done in years but still didn’t quite hit the heights of their pre-1996 work. This most certainly does. I won’t dwell on the fact that they’ve dug out Richey’s old lyrics or that this is a perceived sequel to the Holy Bible (a label that I don’t really think fits). Their political sensibilities never really left them despite peddling radio-friendly indie for a decade but now they’ve finally translated them into an seriously aggressive album, both lyrically and musically. While it’s not a sequel to the Holy Bible, it’s certainly the best thing they’ve done since then.
Spotify – She Bathed Herself in a Bath of Bleach.

7. And You Will Know Us By the Trail of the Dead – The Century of Self

They lost their way badly on 2007’s ‘So Divided’, so it’s great to see them back to their best with some serious thrash-rock going on here. There’s a strong whiff of prog rock about some of the arrangements but that wouldn’t stop the likes of ‘Isis Unveiled’ provoking some serious moshing.
Spotify – Isis Unveiled

6. Sonic Youth – The Eternal

Ok, so Sonic Youth don’t exactly do bad albums, but where exactly did this come from?? The Eternal is by far their most satisfying album since ’92 combining ear splitting feedback and melody to great effect.
Spotify: Anti-Orgasm

So who’s just missed out?

- HEALTH – Your Mum would have called this ‘just noise’. And she’d be right. But what glorious, glorious noise.
- Flight of the Conchords - Straight-faced Kiwi folktronica. Definitely no humour here.
- Bill Callahan – Uplifting melancholia. Lovely.
- St Vincent – Not quite as good as Annie Clark’s debut but a fine record nonetheless.
- Clues – Whackjob Canadian indie makes a successful return.
- Thee Oh Sees – Rattly, lo-fi LA Punk. Great stuff.
- Biffy Clyro – No wait, come back, they’re better than you think!
- PJ Harvey & John Parish – PJ back to her best. Nasty, tuneful and vulnerable all at the same time.
- The Gothenburg Address – Great record, but inclusion would have been shameless nepotism!
 
So here’s the final countdown:

5. Mew – No More Stories Are Told Today, I’m Sorry They Washed Away, No More Stories the… aw fuck it!!!!

Ridiculously pretentious album titles aside, the four year gap seems to have done everybody’s favourite Danish angel-voiced indie proggers (No? Just mine?) the world of good as they’re back with probably their best album yet. ‘Repeaterbeater’ is the poppiest thing they’ve done, but the rest of the album builds nicely on the epic nature of previous work. If there was any justice they would be huge.
Spotify – Introducing Palace Players

4. The xx – xx

I’m always a little suspicious of hoodie-clad London teenagers making music, never less than when they’re in NME’s Radar section. Such prejudices were swept aside the first time I heard this magnificently understated record. They look like they should be peddling sub-Libertines waffle but instead have crafted a beautiful album full of lilting boy/girl vocals, sparse instrumentation and genuine sense of foreboding about the whole thing.
Spotify – Crystalised

3. Bat for Lashes – Two Suns

Natasha Khan is without question the best female singer/songwriter in Britain. Sorry Flossy fans, but Ms Welch pales in comparison to the second Bat for Lashes album which matches its outstanding predecessor right up to the last song for sheer twinkling quality.
Spotify – Siren Song

2. Fever Ray – Fever Ray

If you’ve heard of The Knife you’ll know who Karin Dreijer Andersson is and what her voice sounds like – and you’ll obviously love it. If you haven’t, then it’s only a matter of time. This is 10 tracks of her sweetly sinister Scandinavian tones cooing over dark, minimalist electronica that makes the Knife look like Fatboy Slim. A wonderful album.
Spotify – When I Grow Up
 
1. Grizzly Bear – Veckatimest

This is a simply beautiful album – melodic, haunting and layered in swathes of guitar noise, They’ve only really come to my attention in the last year but I fell in love with this album after a single spin and can’t see that I’ll ever get bored with it.
Spotify – While You Wait for the Others

Album of the Week: Oceansize – Self Preserved While the Bodies Float Up

Oceansize

Manchester rock behemoths Oceansize are back with their first album in three years.

Since 2003’s Effloresce – one of the finest albums of the last decade – they’ve been making critically acclaimed post metal* that’s trod the line between the tried and tested quiet/loud/REALLY loud dynamic and some more reflective, delicate moments.

Since the release of 2007’s Frames – perhaps a little one-paced for some – they’ve managed to fire out a limited edition live boxed set and an EP of fairly calm (by their standards) melodies called Home and Minor.

If their more recent work has had its neasayers, here’s hoping this diverse set of songs will be a game-changer for them.

Part Cardiac is a bruising start, all detuned guitars and Mike Vennart snarling the name of the album. It would make the Melvins proud before SuperImposer is a radical change of tact. It’s the first song they’ve released since Heaven Alive that screams “ANTHEM!!!”. It’s heavy as hell but still oozes melody with some neat female backing vocals before Build Us A Rocket Then… keeps up the bonecrushing momentum

Vennart was quoted pre-release as saying Self Preserved’s music was ‘the heaviest we’ve ever done’ but there’s still room for the quieter moments. Oscar Acceptance Speech feels appropriately cinematic with a lengthy atmospheric finish and conversely, Silent/Transparent builds up subtly before the riffs kick in half way through.

Old compadre Simon Neil from Biffy Clyro adds some Caledonian squawking to It’s My Tail and I’ll Chase It If I Want To. If you weren’t previously aware of Neil’s cameo you might not even notice his sweaty presence, but it’s not just a big name guest that makes the song accessible – it’s fast, furious and utterly compact, the closest they’ve come to a three-minute rock song and its frequent time changes make it sound like… well, early Biffy actually.

Accessibility does seem to be the key. Most of the songs on Frames hit the eight-minute mark while the opposite is true here. Even the more languid numbers don’t outstay their welcome and the closing SuperImposter (unless you have the rather neatly packaged special edition which includes the understated Cloak) isn’t the traditional epic, fading to a menacing coda at barely five minutes. 

Thankfully, accessibility doesn’t always lead to compromise and this has to Oceansize’s most powerful album since their debut. I caught up with singer/guitarist Mike Vennart this week for a quick chat:

It’s been a few years since Frames, which didn’t get a great reception. Have you shook things up a bit? And how did the Home & Minor recordings influenced the recording of the new album?

It’s strange – in the most part Frames wasn’t well received initially. It certainly sold more than our other records but early reviews panned it. Our fans didn’t know what to make of it. Ironically, it’s now considered our benchmark and everyone’s using it as a barometer to measure our new album. I suppose it’s a good thing really – we like the fact that our albums take a while to sink in. It does get fucking annoying when people (often big fans) dismiss new work offhand. Anyway…. the Home And Minor stuff was pretty much written at he same time as the album, so I can’t really say it influenced the music itself – it might’ve influenced the running order though. I think Gambler (guitar/keys) was the one gunning for the heavy stuff all at the front end of the new record.

Oceansize

A levitating Oceansize anticipate a good review...

Does the record feel like a bit of a watershed after releasing last year’s enormo-box set?

I dunno – what’s a watershed? It feels like another Oceansize album. I can hear that it’s got a lot in common with the other records – it’s got the ambition of Everyone Into Position with the maturity and self-control of Frames. The last album was where we started to sound more human – less contrived.

You and Biffy Clyro go back a fair bit, but how did it feel to get Simon on the album? And what do you make of his rather dubious new look?? 

It was a long time coming, getting Simon on one of our records. I’ve always loved his broken yelp – it’s a unique sound, his whistly scream. He’s been up for it since they did Vertigo Of Bliss, but we never wrote the right song…. I guess if I’m honest I was thinking of him when we did One Out Of None, but I never asked him…. As for his look, I must admit it took a while to get used to. We were away on tour and every time I looked at him it was a shock! Simon’s a lovely lad. They all are. I’ll be missing them a lot over the next couple of months. 

You can listen to SuperImposer right here:

* Sorry – I’m so very sorry about the use of this phrase but I couldn’t help it.

Oceansize are on tour around the UK for the next few weeks:

Sep 18 Newcastle O2 Academy 2
Sep 19 Glasgow Oran Mor
Sep 20 Aberdeen Cafe Drummonds
Sep 21 York Fibbers
Sep 23 Leeds Cockpit
Sep 24 Liverpool O2 Academy 2
Sep 25 Cambridge Aru
Sep 26 Nottingham Rescue Rooms
Sep 28 Birmingham O2 Academy 2
Sep 29 Cardiff Millennium Music Hall
Sep 30 Stoke Sugarmill

Oct 1 London KOKO
Oct 2 Oxford Academy 2

 For full details of European dates and further UK shows in November go to www.oceansize.co.uk.

Stornoway V Silver Columns

Stornoway – Beachcomber’s Windowsill

Stornoway

Silver Columns – Yes and Dance

Silver Columns

My last ‘Vs’ feature seemed to go down quite well, so here’s another dust up, again in lieu of there being an outstanding release this week.

Although this is more of a ‘compare and contrast’ exercise featuring two wildly different acts.

I can’t remember who described Stornoway as ‘so good they could be Scottish’ but it’s a great quote.

Not only do a band named after a Hebridean town smack of Caledonia, but their banjo flecked folk-pop definitely sounds like it should have been birthed north of Hadrian’s Wall.

All the more of a surprise, therefore, to hear that they’re from Oxford.

One member of Silver Columns will know all about playing Scottish folk music – Johnny Lynch has been making music under the name of The Pictish Trail for years.

This new enterprise is a collaboration with ex-Fridge man Adem Ilhan, also responsible for a couple of enjoyably downbeat solo albums in the last decade.

So, more banjos then? Nope – Silver Columns trade in hi-energy dance music and turned this year’s troupe of beardy Homegame revellers into a morass of sweaty shape-throwers.

And it’s pretty good too. The opening Cavalier sounds like an army of neds nicking your car and the first half of the album is a bouncy set of ’80s-influenced bangers that could get any party started.

It does start to get a little same-y though, so thank goodness for a wee change of pace in Columns, which slows things down a bit and is every bit as good as anything on the last Hot Chip album.

Equally good and similarly relaxed is Heart Murmur, a close relation to the work of Marmaduke Duke – another Scottish ‘super’ group, featuring Biffy’s Simon Neil.

Lynch and Ilhan both have distinctive and subtle voices and it’s worth noting that even on the uptempo numbers, their dulcet tones have room ro breathe among the thumping beats.

The Stornoway record isn’t half bad either but does suffer from the same feeling of sameiness as Silver Columns. After a terrific start it drifts a little, leaving the middle trio of We Are the Battery Human, Here Comes the Blackout and Watching Birds to inject a bit of impetus into proceedings.

Watching Birds is a particular joy – a fast-paced number that ticks the box marked ‘Mumford’.

They’re on 4AD and you have to imagine the label are hoping that Stornoway can ride on the coattails of Marcus Mumford and co’s phenomenal success in the last year.

They’re not quite there in terms of consistent songwriting quality but there’s enough here to suggest that Stornoway could eventually emulate their London peers. They’ll be all over the summer festivals and I could see their cheery tunes going down a storm accompanied by sunshine and a few beers.

I’m less sure about Silver Columns’ summer profile – other than Loopallu - but synthy treats await anyone lucky enough to catch them.

A wee quickie for May Day Monday… and the last time I’ll mention T in the Park, not least because of the gracious comments made by Mr Geoff Ellis on the pages of this very website a wee while back, despite the ranting tone of my piece.

In that same blog, I had wondered out loud whether selling my T tickets and heading to Latitude instead would backfire with many bands still to be added to the T bill.

I needn’t have worried.

Both festivals announced some line-up additions last week and both were in keeping with my current feelings about my musical summer.

For Latitude we had the mighty Frightened Rabbit (yes, them again!), These New Puritans – producers of one of this year’s best and most menacing albums so far - and the blissed out School of Seven Bells.

There were a handful of others that I hadn’t heard of but this built nicely on an announcement earlier on in the month that included the Kissaway Trail, Tokyo Police Club, First Aid Kit and Black Mountain.

I’m doing my best not to get too annoyed about the involvement of those peddlers of saccharine shite that are the Feeling, but at the end of the day that’s one duff band out of 70+. Even if they don’t clash with someone decent there could still be fun to be had by turning up for their set with some empty bottles and a full bladder.

And T in the Park?

- Joshua Radin who’s having his album plugged via the medium of TV advertising. Sounds like American MOR dross.

- Unicorn Kid who I saw for about two minutes last year and couldn’t stand.

- Unfunny musical pranksters 3OH!3.

- Kids in Glass Houses for the emos.

- Eminem cronies D12. 

That’s the most recent announcement.

On the upside the Drums, Ash, Bunnymen and few other decent acts were announced. Hypnotic Brass Ensemble would also make for an intriguing spectacle, but it’s not enough to make me think again.

Lovely folkie Laura Marling and NYC experimentalists Yeasayer popped up too, but they’re already on the Latitude bill joining Dirty Projectors, Mumford and Sons and the aforementioned Black Mountain among the handful of bands playing both.

So that leaves a very short list of really good acts that I’ll be missing out on – The Cribs, Biffy Clyro (look I like ‘em, ok?!?), Broken Social Scene and Four Tet (and don’t bet against the latter two playing ‘you know where’). I think I can live with that.

But if you’re going to T, please enjoy it. I doubt a moaning muso like me will change your opinion on the whole shebang. But in my absence, make sure you patrol the wee stages for the up and coming, more obscure acts.

And please god stay away from Pete Doherty and Babyshambles, I wouldn’t want you to catch anything…

Teed Off

An open letter to Geoff Ellis, boss-man of DF Concerts, promoters of T in the Park.

Dear Geoff,

Thanks for the terribly predictable T in the Park line-up announced last month with only the merest smattering of quality and originality among the commercial dross you’ve picked out.

It’s never bothered me before, as you’ve always managed to book plenty of bands that I, one of your more discerning regulars, appreciate.

Putting Broken Social Scene, Dirty Projectors and Four Tet in there left me optimistic that there would be more where that came from and I would have enough ‘fringe’ music to amuse me, along some of the better populist choices like Muse and Biffy.

So I was tingling with a little excitement when I heard there would be more bands announced last week.

And what do we get? Madness. Jamie T. Paloma Faith.

Oh dear.

Also in there were Delphic (a decent album, but hardly compulsive viewing) and Frank Turner (don’t mind him, but a few friends appreciate his music a lot more than I do). But overall it was still a massive let down.

So that’s 55 acts announced and I’ve counted 14 that I give a toss about with a meagre seven in the ‘must see’ category.

So what does Moany Music Snob of Musselburgh do now?

Simple. I’m voting with my feet.

Or more to the point, my wheels. It’s a nine or ten hour drive to Sussex, but after I finish this post I’ll be booking tickets to Latitude.

Latitude already has a great looking line-up. Aside from the homely, relaxed atmosphere that the festival is said to have, having the National, the xx and Grizzly Bear headline its second stage is an instant stamp of quality.

The Horrors are in there too and Charlotte Gainsbourg will lend the occasion a bit of Gallic class.

It’s the weekend after T so going to both is clearly not an option, both financially and for childcare – so our T tickets are now up for grabs.

This post was meant to be a general moan about the quality of the Balado line-up, under the premise that I would still be going. I’d scribbled down a few thoughts on who I’d like to see you book. The xx and Grizzly Bear were both on that list.

So were LCD Soundsystem and the Hold Steady, but I can’t see that they’ll be added now. With so many big acts now on the bill, it’ll be up and coming acts that’ll pad it out.

Not necessarily a bad thing, but a hell of a chance to take. A lot of folk go to festivals for the craic and the booze, and that’s undoubtedly a massive part of it, but for me it’s mostly about the music.

In the same way that I can barely tolerate being in a pub or club (Clubs! Ha! I remember them…) that’s playing terrible music, I don’t wish to find myself watching Kasabian in a field, hands stuffed in pockets sulking, because there’s nothing better on. And paying £180 for the ‘pleasure’.

James Murphy, Craig Finn and their respective bands almost certainly won’t be playing Latitude either, but the five acts named above give me the sense that it’ll be well worth the cash. There’ll be lots else happening too.

Latitude takes comedy seriously – Marcus Brigstocke and Kevin Bridges have already been announced. There’ll be talks on films and books, a bit of poetry and some theatre.

Now I’m not going to badge myself as a middle class twat at this point and say “I’m going to a festival for the poetry” as that would be a total lie and not what I’m about.

But, as an alternative to watching the latest sadsack Oasis wannabes playing to a bunch of pissed up neds spoiling for a fight, then Bret Easton Ellis doing a reading from one of his books will do nicely thanks.

And even if I did stick to the music, of only 10 bands announced, four fall into the aforementioned ‘must see’ category with Florence the only one that I’d go out of my way to avoid.

Of course, I’m taking a massive risk. It would just be typical that the second I get my confirmation email from Latitude, you’ll send out another press release announcing that Frightened Rabbit (who are surely a no-brainer), Fever Ray and Sigur Rós are to play T.

But fuck it. As much as I’ve enjoyed T since 1999, having been to Connect in ’08, I’ve found the idea of a smaller, more focused festival hugely appealing.

Am I getting old? Probably? Is T’s loss of appeal coinciding with my own music taste spiralling up my backside? Almost certainly. Am I categorically finished with T? Well, Geoff, I’ll never say never on that front. Who knows?

But at least Latitude will have more beards than Buckie and I’ll be more likely to trip over a buggy than a bam.

And as this is effectively ‘our holiday’ for the year, the road trip and scenic setting will make it more fun than tailgating a coach crawling up the M90 with some wee bellend in a football top baring his arse shouting “T in the fuckin’ Park big man!!!!” at us for the whole journey.

Yours sincerely,

“Evil” Stu

Musselburgh

Now…. does anyone want to buy a T in the Park ticket?

This…

…or this?

To T or Not to T?

To T or Not to T?

Indeed, that is the question. Since my *ahem* lost weekend of 1999 I have missed T in the Park only twice. Once in 2000 when I was still scarred from non-memories of the previous year and in 2006 when I was meant to be going to a wedding in Valencia, but then was meant to be going to my my Nanny’s funeral. But then she didn’t die when she was expected to, so I ended up scowling at TV coverage all weekend.

But enough morbid digressions. This first wave of this year’s line-up has been announced and I’ve met it with my usual mix of annoyance and optimism. It’s full of mainstream shite that I won’t touch with a ten foot pole but peppered with a handful of bands that leaves me optimistic that it’ll once again be a great weekend.

I should point out that the above title is a rhetorical question. Subject to nailing the tickets on Friday, of course I’ll be going. But every year I wonder if it will be my last, even though the responsibilities of fatherhood have seriously limited my gig going opportunities and cramming a year’s worth into one weekend has to be the way to go.

So here are my thoughts on most of the acts announced so far.

Muse – Last album was dross but still an incredible live spectacle and it’ll take some real quality to pull me away from the Main Stage for this.

Eminem – Is anyone actually listening to this nasty, misogynist wanker? I’m not.

Kasabian – actually don’t mind the music. Just don’t want to be covered in beer and piss from the crowd they’ll draw.

Black Eyed Peas – Jesus wept.

Jay Z – Much more respect for him than the above rap ‘superstar’. But it’s still a no.

Stereophonics – Snoooooooooooooore.

Paolo Nutini – Fuck off you stupid hat wearing dipshit. It’s like this country is programmed to like you just because you’re Scottish.

Biffy Clyro – Still love ‘em. Count me in.

Florence – Bat for Lashes and Ladyhawke do it better. My beloved will undoubtedly go but I’ll be looking for something else.

Dizee Rascal – Not for me, thanks.

Vampire Weekend – Their undoubted Main Stage slot will be off-putting but I like them.

30 Seconds to Mars – Jared Leto should stick to acting. They’re TERRIBLE!

Mumford & Sons – Yes please!

The View – Cut your hair, stop turning up pished and write some tunes. And then come back to me. Until then, get the fuck out of my sight.

Hot Chip – Still making decent music, but not great live. It’s a maybe.

Cribs – Like them a lot. I’m in.

Plastikman – Something to do with the Slam tent?

Newton Faulkner – Ginger twat.

The Coral – Scouse twats.

Temper Trap – Saw them last year and wasn’t hugely impressed.

Stranglers – Christ, my pizza’s still in the oven.

Broken Social Scene – YEEEESSSSSS!!!!! A truly brilliant band.

Dirty Projectors – Hurrah! They should be great to watch.

Four Tet – Could be really, really interesting live.

Two Door Cinema Club – Know nothing about them other than the Norn Irn connection.

Black Mountain – Riffs! Power! Rock! Get in!!!!

And that’s that. I’ll be at my laptop at 9am sharp on Friday buying tickets, seething about the amount of mainstream bollocks on the bill but secretly excited about another weekend of beer, booze and Biffy.

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